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Hello, my name is Victoria, I am Russian and I kick ass. (Note: been kicking ass for 22 years now)

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FOR SCIENCE!

In related news, how the hell does one make a conclusive yet seemingly random outline of email and chat conversation excerpts from the past 10 years WITHOUT making immigration officers think that my fiance and I are mentally unstable?

Note to self: gaining an additional day before a deadline means that I can distribute the workload in smaller segments between the days, NOT put something off entirely for another 24 hours.

Reply to self from self: yeah yeah, piss off.

You know what’s better than kittens?
Nothing. Nothing is better than kittens.

You know what’s better than kittens?

Nothing. Nothing is better than kittens.

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I’ve been out of education establishments for 3 years now, and I still get nightmares about classes I need to attend, papers I need to write, projects I need to complete and exams I’m not ready for.

So adorable when guys sensually rub their knees and thighs against each other’s for the entire lenghts of their metro rides, rather than just NOT spread their legs a mile apart.

tapejarascience:

A ‘cloud tsunami’ rolls over Panama City beach

“Meteorologist Dan Satterfield explains this occurrence on his blog:

Cool air offshore was very nearly at the saturation point, with a temperature near 20ºC and a dew point of about 19.5ºC. The air at this temperature can only hold a certain amount of water vapor, and how much it can hold depends heavily on the temperature. If you add more water into the air, a cloud will form, but you can also get a cloud to form by cooling the air. Drop the temperature, and it can no long hold as much water vapor, so some of it will condense out and a cloud will form.”

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thecolorofpizza:

remember when marilyn manson sang about eating healthy

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GUYS GUYS GUYS look at what my boyfriend did.

Look at it.

Look.

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

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