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Hello, my name is Victoria, I am Russian and I kick ass. (Note: been kicking ass for 22 years now)

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FFXIII-2 is trying to be as non-linear as possible, to the point where the whole story gets mixed up :P Still love it though!

That sounds a bit conflicting… By ‘linear’ I don’t mean whether they story gets tangled up or not. Can you freely explore the game world? Can you backtrace and talk to people? Are those dialogues even interesting? Are there sidequests? Minigames? Hidden items or challenges? You know, all those things that FFXIII lacked.

i’ve heard mixed reviews. haven’t picked it up yet. i am a huge FF fan - like, absurdly huge - but ff13 was awful. i couldn’t snow/the kids.

Yep. I had to force myself to play it (because hey, it’s a final fantasy! I gotta finish it at least once!) Incredibly annoying characters, especially Vanille. She bloody moaned along with every attack she made and looked 13. Come on. =\ As soon as the game got to the point where you could pick your party members I stuck with Fang, Lightning and Hope and never used the other 3. 

Some breathtaking graphics during the FMVs though. That’s about the only good thing about the game.

Is FFXIII-2 as linear as FFXIII? I’m not playing another “run towards the red mark on the map, pausing to listen to the characters talk about their feelings every so often” game. 

Somehow I’m not surprised that supposedly none of my facebook friends use tumblr.

My boyfriend’s statement of opposition to the tyranny of Scatty.

angelspit:

Study of Perspective (1995-2003) is a series of photographs by Chinese artist Ai Weiwei. Each photograph shows the artist flipping his middle finger at many iconic landmarks and places across the world. His gesture confronts the viewers with a universal statement of political opposition.

“Universal statement of political opposition” is an awfully odd way to word “for the lulz”…

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…I have a sudden urge to post this all over the place captioned with “Marilyn Manson and daughter”, just to troll people.

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It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.
Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

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bigboxcar:

Cool Cassette Wallets

WANT! NAY. NEED!!!

LEGIT NEED!

…It’s a broken cassette crudely glued to a cheap coin purse. Make it then.

Stumbled on this gif. This is exactly what one of my cats does. :D Kitty hugs.

Stumbled on this gif. This is exactly what one of my cats does. :D Kitty hugs.

Was just given a big “fuck you” for dismissing tumblr’s pansexual population as attention-seeking 15 year old girls.

God, people and their cooking utensils…  

Original photos of pin-up models. More to be found here.

that’s never going to happen. organizations like the AARP lobby our government so hard. they keep politicians in their pocket, old people are big business here. Healthcare/insurance premiums, the whole system is corrupt. Your logic would work though

It’s kinda similar here (in terms of old people voting when they get the chance, that is), only no one asks anyone’s opinion before passing some [bullshit] law or amendment in the first place.

Everything is relative. 

major issues with old drivers here. They cause more accidents, they drive into buildings, they get confused on which is the gas and which is the brake….not much we can do to take their license away, they’re all voter, it keeps us from changing laws

Compulsory medical exam + retake of driving test at certain age brackets would help immensely. If only life and the world were more logical…

I absolutely love the fact that I was born in Belarus then spent part of my childhood in America, returned, then went back to work in America for a while and am ultimately moving to Australia.

I get to understand and make fun of ALL the countries, people and mentalities, then affiliate myself with them when it suits me.

Who else can be from a small, poor, ridiculous country and manage to be a snob about it?