November 2010
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annadraconida answered your question: Bored. Considering doing one of those 30 day…
Hermann Hesse: Siddhartha :-)
alol.
vincentblack answered your question: Bored. Considering doing one of those 30 day…
for some reason only dirty things come to mind.
I’m cool with that. Most people probably are, haha.
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Bored. Considering doing one of those 30 day challenges over December.
Anyone want to suggest something in particular that you’d actually be interested in reading?
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Police chief investigates 'most grisly murder in... →
fireking:
seriously? seriously? eight hours investigating a fake murder?
AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god, fuck. XD
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Prepare to zone out →
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cyandrew-deactivated20110201 asked: I can't think of anything I'd like to specifically ask you except what your middle name is but, that's too generic of a question. So I'll ask you to do this. Tell me something about you that I don't know that you think I should know even if it's something completely random.
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My ask box is currently open to:
xremhk:
“Have you ever.”
“Would you rather..”
Random questions you want to ask me
Random things you want to tell me
Confessions
Compliments
What you think of my blog/s
Guilty pleasures… Haven’t done this one before. Even turned anon questions back on for your (and my own) amusement. Give me something to do in the morning. Night.
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I have 2 ‘irrational’ fears (that I can think of off the top of my head at 3 in the morning, anyway):
Rings. This isn’t so much a fear, as a general unwillingness to wear one, as I[‘d] wind up constantly fiddling with it to make sure that it didn’t either a) fall off or b) suddenly become too tight to ever come off without resorting to chopping off my finger.
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A good friend of mine joined Tumblr recently.
http://sightaridis.tumblr.com/
He may be new, but I can guarantee that he’s a superb gentleman, a kind soul and generally not a retard. Also, if he ever misbehaves I can always get a big scary guy with a beard (another gentleman I’m friends with) to come and punch him in the face. I’d do it myself, but I happen to be on a different...
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Go to Google Images. Type in your tumblr URL....
Something I never even posted…
Why did they ruin this perfectly awesome image with that stupid text? :(
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Just got tweeted this.
@Marazmatique dmgX3 RT pg13_ 1omf really be blowing it with them damn smiley faces ! Lmao——LOL SMILEY FACE
…What?
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Oh I just love it when Americans ask me how we celebrate Thanksgiving here.
What am I supposed to say? “Roughly the same way you celebrate Russia’s Victory Day, I guess”?
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Look at my life! Look at my choices!
Long story short, I have an American visa in my passport now, which you may or may not remember me mentioning in THIS post.
Here comes the sad part…
I’m pretty much going to disappear for 6-8 months starting with January 15th.
I spent 2 years studying interpretation here in Belarus and finally decided that it’s an utterly useless waste of time and thus dropped out. Instead I’m going...
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I’m going to be gone for the next few days. Going to Lithuania to the American embassy there, to get an American visa.
(Belarus doesn’t have an American embassy. Good thing, too, back when there was one 99% of the visa applications were denied)
(I live in Belarus)
(just fucking google it)
When I return on Tuesday I’m going to be either very happy or very angry. I’ll...
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Remember when I said I wanted to do this:
Turns out it’s already been done. D:
Bah. Screw you, Canobie Lake Park riders! My version will be awesomer, damnit. ;_; I refuse to admit that my life has lost all meaning.
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I would like to dedicate this post to my 200th follower, sweetlittlemonster.
The music you have on autoplay on your page really fucking blows and you are a terrible person for raping my ears with it.
However, I told myself that I’d give special appreciation to my every 100th follower, so despite the terrible fault in your judgment that you show in your blog, I present you with this gif...
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Igorrr - Unpleasant Sonata
I just want to play...
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Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you get fucked.
Bollocks, I always make them hook my bra for me. >_>
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How on earth is it that this:
And this:
…is the same person. And how is he 29 already?! Hhnnnnng
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Stateless - Assassinations
Well I’ve been...
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antsintheafterbirth replied to your photo: Dita von Teese is absolutely divine. I hate how…
She just turned 41 :(
Ack, don’t scare me like that! She’s 38, unless it’s a very uncommonly known fact that she was born earlier than the internet says she was.
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A post inspired by the following image popping up...
When do we get a similar style follow-up image, titled “If abortion is murder and blowjobs are cannibalism, then rainbow kisses are necrophilia”?
Also, social survey time! Raise your hand if you didn’t have to look up “rainbow kisses” to get the reference.
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Wanna know something really creepy?
Soon enough you will begin noticing internet users who were born in the 2000’s.
And from that moment on, with each passing day there will be more and more of them. And they will be loud, obnoxious, illiterate and retarded.
But hey, just imagine the arguments you’ll be able to have… “Kiddo, don’t you type at me in that tone of voice. This account is older than you...
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scarlet—heroine:
loseyourclothesinthecrowd:
Survival guide to the 4chan raid tomorrow.
-Don’t click any links, even if its someone you’ve been following forever. Its easy to make one link appear as another. Someone could have made it a virus. -Change your password to something INCREDIBLY hard to guess but easy to remember. If you get hacked, chances are that your hacker needs to guess...
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Actually, fuck it. I AM an asshole.
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Oh for fucks sake... You know what else blows?
When you DO follow someone who seems alright, talk to them a bit, have them be genuinely nice in your general direction, and then see them flip out with an outbreak of something from the list I made in this post. Only at that point you’d feel like an asshole unfollowing them.
Arrgh.
